Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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