Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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