There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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