we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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