For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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