shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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