She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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