whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I need moral support for this bender
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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