david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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