Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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