Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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