So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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