You really coming over, don't trick.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
