Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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