All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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