I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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