I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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