toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
the gays at disneyland are vicious
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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