Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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