So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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