Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I had to cum in my sink.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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