why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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