I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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