btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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