everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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