Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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