fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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