I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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