I swear she didn't look like that last week.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Randomize
