We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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