I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
please don't ironically join a cult
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