was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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