4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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