Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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