using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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