and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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