I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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