Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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