It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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