i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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