You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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