Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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