no, he came in my armpit
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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