I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
