I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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