he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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