So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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