butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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