My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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