why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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